Random Conversations on the MRT
So here I am being rather mean and sharing with you guys this conversation I overheard on the MRT ride back home from work. Hey you can't blame me for eavesdropping because they were rather loud and they happen to be right beside me. Yes you can call me a mean bitch but this is for pure entertainment purposes please don't judge me.
This is a conversation between - and I mean it in the nicest way possible - bimbo and her boyfriend. They were speaking in 90% Chinese and 10% English; a mixture of words and hence an obvious indication that they were indeed Singaporeans.The italics are obviously thoughts of mine; I didn't actually partake in their conversation. Here goes:
*as we passes by an open area with multiple potted plants*
Bimbo: Eh look! So many plants, we should take one and put it on the rooftop. Then we can become you know, the Ecogreen.
Boyfriend: You know, plants actually have their uses.
Bimbo: Really?
Boyfriend: Yeah I heard they reduce heat and stuff
Bimbo: Wah, eh you know I heard plants are like territorial, they can recognize their surroundings, if you move them, they might die.
Me: Yah right if you like move them to an entirely different country or continent altogether
*I started stoning for a while before listening to another part of their conversation*
Bimbo: Eh how much workout do you do? Like for your arms; how many times do you lift up weights?
Boyfriend: I do about 8-10 wraps
Bimbo: Oh then how many times you do in one wrap? One wrap is how many lifts?
Boyfriend: Erm one wrap is like up and down; one lift is like one wrap
Bimbo: Orhhhh then how many times you do?
Boyfriend: It depends some people do about 2-3 sets of 8-10 wraps. Its up to you. Then do you know what a set is?
Bimbo: Yahhh one set is like if you have 8 wraps in one set then 2 sets is 2 times the 8 wraps. EH! You think I stupid ah?
Me: Oh god save me was that a question?!
Boyfriend: No lah, must explain mah...
Me: I can't believe it took the boyfriend so long to realise she was dumb? It took me 2mins max
*passes by Bukit Batok, Guilin*
Bimbo: Wahh!! Look at that mountain so big!!!
Me: Died. Had to use up all my power in trying to control my laughter. Fck
No further comments. Phoebe Feehily signing off now ciao.
This is a conversation between - and I mean it in the nicest way possible - bimbo and her boyfriend. They were speaking in 90% Chinese and 10% English; a mixture of words and hence an obvious indication that they were indeed Singaporeans.The italics are obviously thoughts of mine; I didn't actually partake in their conversation. Here goes:
*as we passes by an open area with multiple potted plants*
Bimbo: Eh look! So many plants, we should take one and put it on the rooftop. Then we can become you know, the Ecogreen.
Boyfriend: You know, plants actually have their uses.
Bimbo: Really?
Boyfriend: Yeah I heard they reduce heat and stuff
Bimbo: Wah, eh you know I heard plants are like territorial, they can recognize their surroundings, if you move them, they might die.
Me: Yah right if you like move them to an entirely different country or continent altogether
*I started stoning for a while before listening to another part of their conversation*
Bimbo: Eh how much workout do you do? Like for your arms; how many times do you lift up weights?
Boyfriend: I do about 8-10 wraps
Bimbo: Oh then how many times you do in one wrap? One wrap is how many lifts?
Boyfriend: Erm one wrap is like up and down; one lift is like one wrap
Bimbo: Orhhhh then how many times you do?
Boyfriend: It depends some people do about 2-3 sets of 8-10 wraps. Its up to you. Then do you know what a set is?
Bimbo: Yahhh one set is like if you have 8 wraps in one set then 2 sets is 2 times the 8 wraps. EH! You think I stupid ah?
Me: Oh god save me was that a question?!
Boyfriend: No lah, must explain mah...
Me: I can't believe it took the boyfriend so long to realise she was dumb? It took me 2mins max
*passes by Bukit Batok, Guilin*
Bimbo: Wahh!! Look at that mountain so big!!!
Me: Died. Had to use up all my power in trying to control my laughter. Fck
No further comments. Phoebe Feehily signing off now ciao.
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